The boathouse

Wouldn’t you like to be a little boat, tucked away all snugly in this quaint little boathouse in the heart of the English countryside?

I know I would like to be.

In fact, if you were a girl boat we could make it super snug if we were in there together.

You can insert your own innuendo here, be it a tugboat or a banana boat – whatever floats your boat really; just don’t go overboard.

I’m currently in Jordan with Conor & Jimmy, so this is an automated post while I’m away.